Showing posts with label locomotion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label locomotion. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

VERY... UM... UNIQUE

Dear Spike:

You’re still not crawling. Rather, you’ve found your own very... um... unique way of getting from Point A to Point B.

It sort of starts as a crawl, but then you push up on all fours, slide down onto your belly, roll over and squirm sideways, then roll a few more times before getting up into a crawling position and starting again.

“What the hell is she doing?” I asked your mother last week.

“Oh that? That’s her Lieutenant Dan crawl.”

“Lieutenant Dan?”

“Yeah, like in Forest Gump — the part after he loses his legs.”

Love,
dad