THE DISHES BROKEN

Dear Spike:

In regards to my letter of Sept. 23, 2007:

After more than 36 hours of keeping your diapers clean by using the toilet for its intended purpose, you managed to wet not one (1), not three (3), but five (5!!!!) nappies this morning between the hours of 7:30 and 10 a.m.

I hereby consider the dishes broken (per paragraph 3 of the Sept. 23 letter) and this matter resolved.

While I recognize you are not yet four months old, please refer to paragraph 10 of the Sept. 23 letter. To wit: “from whom much is impeccably accomplished, much is inequitably expected.”

Love,
dad