Although it is true that you have been born into a... "eck" "eck"... BEAVER family, and that this is indeed an unfortunate situation, please know that there will always be a place for you HERE---your rightful place amongst other INTELLIGENT and CORRECT human beings that support the Ducks... the RIGHT Oregon team.
And although your parents may be hurt, and they may not understand your choice, just remember that your name "Spike" is not without meaning. You must find the strength and courage to rise against the oppressors.
And then someday, maybe we can have them over for dinner... a lovely dish of beaver...or some other sewer-like animal... perhaps nutria? Tasty.
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Go Spike May there always be Duck for dinner. Go Beavers!
Dear Spike,
I write with the best of news:
IT IS NOT TOO LATE!!!!
Although it is true that you have been born into a... "eck" "eck"... BEAVER family, and that this is indeed an unfortunate situation, please know that there will always be a place for you HERE---your rightful place amongst other INTELLIGENT and CORRECT human beings that support the Ducks... the RIGHT Oregon team.
And although your parents may be hurt, and they may not understand your choice, just remember that your name "Spike" is not without meaning. You must find the strength and courage to rise against the oppressors.
And then someday, maybe we can have them over for dinner... a lovely dish of beaver...or some other sewer-like animal... perhaps nutria? Tasty.
Keep the faith wee one.
Love,
Katie
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