Tuesday, March 4, 2008

VERY... UM... UNIQUE

Dear Spike:

You’re still not crawling. Rather, you’ve found your own very... um... unique way of getting from Point A to Point B.

It sort of starts as a crawl, but then you push up on all fours, slide down onto your belly, roll over and squirm sideways, then roll a few more times before getting up into a crawling position and starting again.

“What the hell is she doing?” I asked your mother last week.

“Oh that? That’s her Lieutenant Dan crawl.”

“Lieutenant Dan?”

“Yeah, like in Forest Gump — the part after he loses his legs.”

Love,
dad

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Hey, as long as it gets her where she needs to go! :-)

Anonymous said...

Vi-de-o
Vi-de-o

Anonymous said...

Okay so if Spike gets to be Lieutenant Dan, Tadpole SO gets to be Forrest Gump!!

Our poor children.

Hugs,
K

Anonymous said...

I agree with Aunt Kelly, we have got to see this ! Oh, blog-master, make it happen.