It's flu season — and you, your mother and I all came down with the ugly bug over the weekend.
Here's a few good ways to know that you're really sick:
1) You rush into the bathroom, but can't decide which way to approach the toilet.
2) The taste of water makes you gag.
3) After a few days away, you're actually looking forward to getting back to work.
4) You look at yourself in them mirror and think, "who is that corpse?"
We're all recovering now, but I'm seriously considering moving somewhere where there aren't so many viruses.
Like Antarctica.
Love,
dad
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